Archive for December, 2008
Flight Delay

I’d never flown during the Christmas holiday season before and based on my experience that day, I didn’t ever want to do it again. My flight had been delayed for 3 hours already, snow flurries, broken deicers and delayed incoming flights had all but paralyzed the Seattle airport. I had moved beyond pissed off at this point, and had adopted an attitude of resignation. My connecting flight to Florida would leave JFK without me, there was nothing I could do about that, I was still trying to get out of Seattle. Sitting along the wall near a power outlet, I was perusing my collection of girlfriend photos, when I realized someone was staring at me.

I glanced her direction out of the corner of my eye, to confirm she was looking at me and not the guy next to me. Confirmation came in the form of a wink and a nod. She was stunning with dark hair and eyes, and skin the color of my coffee in the morning. She wore a shortish sweater dress that wrapped itself snuggly around her, even though she was seated at the moment. She was at the adjoining gate, the one sending people to Dallas. I returned her smile and cocked my head to one side, questioningly. She lifted her chin slightly and raised an eyebrow. I consider myself a student of body language, so I thought I knew what she was asking, the question was, should I go for it? I looked at my watch and considered the time remaining. There was time before I boarded, and she was very sexy.

I answered her with a tilt of my head in the direction of the restrooms and a lifted eyebrow. Her smile grew wider and she began to gather her things. She rose to her feet and looked at me again, eyebrow raised and a challenge in her eyes. Then she tossed her hair across her shoulders and headed to the women’s restroom without a backward glance.

I rose to my feet, shouldered my backpack and followed her.

I walked slowly past each empty stall until I’d reached the next to the last one. I moved to the doorway and there she was, standing with one foot on the toilet seat, her dress lifted up and one hand inside her black lace panties. I stepped in, dropped my backpack and closed the stall door. Hanging my coat on the hook, I took the one step between us and placed one hand on her waist, and the other went to her hair, running my fingers through it until they lodged at the back of her neck. Without a word, I brought her face toward me and kissed her deeply. Her hand was busily working within the lace, and I released her hair and pushed my hand in to join hers.

She was wet and her clit was plump. She pulled her hand out of her panties, and leaned back away from my kiss, pushing her moist, fragrant fingers into my mouth. I slurped them greedily and let her fuck my mouth as my fingers slid inside her, thumb slipping over her clit. I could tell right away this wouldn’t take long, she knew how to work within time constraints. I stroked at her swollen G-spot, taking her fingers deeply into my mouth. My left hand stroked her ass, grabbing it, pulling her into me, faster, as I fucked her harder. I pushed her panties down farther, and reaching to stroke her asshole. She responded by moaning loudly and bucking her hips wildly, her breath coming in ragged gasps now. I could hear voices at the entrance of the restroom; we were running out of time. She must have heard them too, because she removed her fingers from my mouth, wrapped her arms around my shoulders and thrust hard against me. She held that position with my fingers buried deep within her cunt and her orgasm pulsing. She gushed suddenly, her body quivering, knees starting to buckle. I wrapped an arm around her waist, unwilling to pull out of her yet.

We held that pose in silence, breathing into each other’s shoulders for a few moments. Then she pulled herself back, off of my fingers, but kept her hold on my shoulders, knees still not trustworthy. I smiled at her and pulled her soaking panties back into place, giving her pussy a goodbye squeeze. She rearranged her dress, while I sucked her juice off my fingers and hand.

We both heard the page, telling us her flight was finally ready to board. Coat and bag in hand, she squeezed past me to the door, then turned and reached out to squeeze my crotch.

“Maybe next time, stud, look for me.”

And, well, who knows?

Pleasurists #10, 12/29/2008

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morning story 6 by Rosario Gallardo used under Creative Commons

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Editor’s Pick

  • Afterglow Candle by Ansley Agnello
  • Note: Ansley always has the most adorable video reviews, and inspired myself and others to do video reviews. You can check out some of her other reviews at the end of the video too!

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Microfantasy Monday, week 8: strap-ons

Our theme this week is Strap-Ons.. thank you Celt!

I was sprawled on my back, my erect dick mocking the limpness of the rest of my body.  She was draped across my side, long hair spread across the pillow behind her.  This long sweaty pause was broken when she murmured something into my breast.  “What was that, baby? I can’t hear you through my boob.”  “I said, I’d like to do that to you,” and she leaned back to look up at me with those gorgeous eyes, a shy, unsure look in them.  “You want to fuck me with my dick?” I said it playfully, not wanting to intimidate her.  “Yesssss, I do.. but I’m not really sure how.” 

If you know me at all, you know I love to help the ladies.  “Baby, I’ll show you, you’ll be great.  I know you have the hip action for it,” and punctuated my statement by squeezing her hip, my thumb in the crease next to her pussy.  “Ok, then, I want to, I want to fuck you, darling, with your own dick.”  Her sudden enthusiasm and energy transferred to me and I scramble up, unfastening my harness. 

“Ok, lie back.. yes, one leg in, then the other.  Now up on your knees, let’s get this adjusted to you.”  My hands tightened, refastened and adjusted the leather straps until they were correctly fitted to her hips and ass.  I gave the dick a tug, and then pressed it back against her clit, eliciting a groan from her. “Perfect”

“Ok, baby, it’s your turn, mount up,” and I lay back on the bed, with my thighs apart, hand stroking my pussy. “Come on in, baby, the water’s fine.”

Reviewing the Iconic Pocket

Aka the Pocket Rocket

I gave the Iconic Pocket  I received from Babeland a tryout one night recently, hoping it would have enough power to take me to my happy place. Sadly, it did not but it was still fun to try. Though small, it’s as powerful as the Ophoria Bliss No. 12 that I reviewed not long ago. But even with that disappointment, I felt more product testing was in order.

And so, I brought the Iconic Pocket to my girlfriend’s one night, thinking it might work for her where hadn’t for me and I was right. With her straddling me, she slipped that little, buzzing device between us, against her clit, and got off several, very wet, times. Can device be used in partner play? Check-a-roony.

Ever the diligent investigator, I also brought this little wonder with me on my cross-country holiday flight. I packed it in my carry on, along with my emergency toiletries. Nary a peep from security, but that may be due to its subtle appearance – it looks more like a fancy inhaler than a vibrator. I was concerned it would be too loud for stealth use on the plane, but that’s because I’d forgotten how loud airplanes are. Once I finally got on the plane (it’s one of those holiday travel horror stories), I was seated with a nice young couple from Ballard. The guy, who fell asleep at a moment’s notice, was seated next to me. I had my neck pillow in place and my coat draped over me like a blanket. I realized I had an opportunity that couldn’t be passed up. I retrieved my Pocket Rocket and activated it under my coat. As I have indicated in a previous review, it takes a lot of vibration power to get me off, and the Iconic Pocket, as powerful as it is for its size, couldn’t do it for me on the plane.. but it was a pleasant diversion.  If you are someone who can get off with less power,  let it be known that you can vibrate your pocket, and more, using this device, on an airplane, without being discovered. (See, even if a device doesn’t get *me* off, I know you expect me to dig in and get the details. I am your investigative reporter, for the greater sexual good.)

Pros

  • The Iconic Pocket is small, easily carried in a pocket, purse, or laptop bag (4-1/2″ x 1″)
  • Single AA battery, as much vibrating power as a larger vibrator, using half the battery power
  • Can be used in flight, after the aircraft is airborne and noisy
  • Price is good for the power it gives you in a small, portable vibrator
  • Made of hard plastic, it’s easy to clean (don’t submerge or boil though), contains no phthalates
  • Cons

  • still not powerful enough to get me off on its own
  • Rating: for me, 2 of 5 boots, for my girlfriend it was probably more of a 4, so we’ll average to 3



    Pleasurists #9

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    Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #8? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #10? Submit it here before Sunday December 14th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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    On to the reviews…

    Editor’s Pick

    • Don Wands Candy Cane by Curvaceous Dee
    • Verdict: A gorgeous present to go in any bad girl’s stocking – or a good girl’s stocking, if you want to corrupt her in a most pleasant fashion.

      Note: I couldn’t pass up picking this particularly festive toy! There are some gorgeous pictures with this review as well (as usual for Dee).

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    Microfantasy Monday week 7: snow

    This week’s theme, from the Sweltering Celt is ‘Snow’

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    Remember that time in the snow, baby?

    We tromped across the parking lot through the snow, surface crusty with ice, giggling and pushing, tossing snow balls at each other. We stopped under the eve of the church, red cheeked, catching our breath. You pulled me close and we kissed, the heat rising in our bodies so quickly I half expected to see steam rising from our damp coats. I pushed you against the wall, hidden from the street by a large bush, and pulled off one glove. I reached under your winter coat and pushed my hand down into your snow pants. You gasped at how cold my hand was, and I chuckled, quickly kissing you again as a distraction.

    Reaching between your legs, I felt how wet you were, and warm.. warm and inviting. You gasped again and moaned saying, “Yes, please, baby… ” Quickly, I entered you and bounced your ass against the brick wall, burying my face into your neck, nuzzling aside your long blond hair and gripping your shoulder with my teeth.

    Just as you reached your peak and your voice began to rise in earnest, you flailed with one of your arms, striking a snow laden branch on the bush next to us. Snow fell on us, your orgasm hit and then we collapsed against the church wall, kissing and laughing in a winter wonderland.

    Winter Jacket Shot

    My new Perry Ellis wool jacket, the warmest, most stylish jacket I’ve ever owned.. not that I’ll need it next week in Florida :-)

    I’ll be scarce this upcoming week

    My family and I are heading east today.. destination: Florida. I’ll fly over the northern part of the country, through JFK. My wife and daughter will go through Houston.

    Once in FL, my online time will be limited, but I hope to send out the occasional tweet-burst and check email. I will have my laptop and will have some opportunity to write, which should lead to some new Butchtastic erotica. My actual posting next week will probably be sparse though.

    I’ll should be back to full strength on the cusp of the new year. In the meantime, enjoy the holidays.. which ever you celebrate. Be safe and healthy and happy.. love you all

    Kyle

    The way that she loves me

    If you could only see the way she loves me
    Then maybe you would understand
    Why I feel this way about our love
    And what I must do
    If you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says
    When she says she loves me

    If you’ve read my blog during the past week or so, you know that a lot is happening in my personal life. My girlfriend, Jazzy, and I are going through a transition, something we both knew would happen eventually but didn’t realize would happen so soon. She’s found a special someone else, and their relationship is deepening. I’m also in the beginning stages of a friendship that promises to be much more. We’ve both had a hard time dealing with and communicating about our emotions. We’re sad and hurt at the prospect that we’ll spend less time with each other, be less available. On the other hand, we have exciting new things to share. We’re best friends, she and I, and we are fiercely protective of that part of our relationship. So it was hard this past week when we weren’t talking and sharing much with each other.

    We finally had time for a face to face talk last night and into this morning. We didn’t just talk, there were plenty of other activities (like trying out some crocodile clamps) that also had us occupied. And, yes, the sex was hot as it always is with us, but the communication, wow, that was mind-blowing.

    I love her, she loves me and we also have other loves in our lives. They don’t cancel or replace the love we have for each other, but our relationship is morphing, growing, finding a good level we can maintain. And that makes us both very happy and very relieved.

    I need to say a few things about what she’s done for me during this past year, because I want to very publicly thank her for everything and acknowledge how important she is to me.

    Jazzy, who was my high school sweetheart and first love, knows me in ways no one else does. We have a shared history, nicknames, song dedications .. all the trappings of first love. It was for our high school romance that Kyle came into being. I needed a way to sign my love notes to her that wouldn’t cause her embarrassment with classmates or trouble with her parents, so I signed them as ‘Kyle’. I’d pretty much forgotten about him until we reunited last year. She looked for him, sought him out, coaxed, goaded and seduced him into life again. It’s hard to describe how I felt when that part of me manifested again. It felt like a lot of puzzle pieces clicked into place inside my head and heart. The butch part of me had been around but not really prominent up to that point, and it certainly didn’t have a name. Giving a name to my masculine self was very powerful, something I’m sure some of my butch friends can relate to.

    Along with midwifing and nurturing and encouraging Kyle into being reborn, Jazzy was and is a powerful muse for my erotic writing. It started out as nasty suggestive emails and IM chats. Soon I was writing seductive poetry and erotic stories starring the two of us. Sometimes these stories reflected things we had done, sometimes things we wanted to do. That continues to this day, my writing being a blend of autobiographical and hopeful. So she also helped give birth to Kyle the smut writer.

    And every step of the way, she has encouraged me and stroked my ego, pushing me along the path that has led me here, to this blog, to you my readers, to my new friends. As anyone who has played the part of muse, mentor and coach knows, there comes a time when the pupil needs to graduate and use their skills out in the world. It’s a bittersweet moment, something you work toward, but don’t really want to come too soon. And so it was for Jazzy, seeing me start to fly with this blog, with the social connections I’m making, the new friends and new loves. And so it is for me, watching her take stronger steps out into the world, finding another woman worthy of her love. We’re proud of each other, and we’re proud of us.

    She’s shown a strength and determination I envy. She’s a survivor, and although she’s faced more than her fair share of challenges, she keeps working toward her dreams. She’s an amazing woman, she inspires me and is my best friend.

    I love you, Jaz, always have, always will.

    Kyle’s Butch Baking Extravaganza 2008

    I’ve spent about a week baking and cooking up treats for my holiday cookie tins. I do this every year, and even have an embossing stamp so I can put my seal on each tin. This years roster was caramel corn, chocolate crinkles, shortbread, magic bars, macaroons and peppermint bark.

    Many tins of yumminess…

    Close up to get you drooling..

    I made a lot of caramel corn..

    I could be persuaded to put my recipes on a page for ya’ll, after the holidays, if you’d like.

    Happy Holiday Treats!