Reviewing Champion, from Babeland

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I love the Crash Pad series and think Shine Louise Houston is a porn genius so when Champion appeared on the Babeland review list, I jumped at the chance to check it out.

And, well, I guess I thought there’d be more of a storyline.. and yes, yes, I know — this is porn, porn isn’t big on story lines.  And honestly, I don’t need much, but I thought this film could have used just a bit more introductory dialog before plunging into the wildest, most intense sex scene of the movie.

So what do you get when you pop the Champion DVD into your player?  Hot, sexy queers with tats and skinny bodies.. over and over again.  The sex scenes are hot and athletic and each has its own unique twist.   If you haven’t watched anything from the Crash Pad series, or GoodDykePorn, you might not be familiar with authentic dyke sex.   You’ve maybe seen that fake lesbian sex that we’ve all become used to over the years in straight porn.  You know the models with their long fingernails, pouty lips, complete lack of body hair and unconvincing sexual appetite for each other.  Well, you won’t find that in Champion.  The sex in this film is real, convincing, hot, sweaty, sometimes violent, sometimes sweet, sometimes surprising.  It’s also very noisy sometimes and not in that fake porn orgasm way.

There is definitely plenty to get off on, but I ended up wanting more.  More what?  More flesh.  Ultimately, in scene after scene, we’re given pairs of the same body type over and over again.  It’s a bit like a buffet table where each platter has the same basic dish, with different garnishes.  And as much as that dish is very appealing, I can’t get by on only one food group.  I like meat, curves, substance.  Even one model of curvaceous size would have helped break up the monotony.  For example, why not a scene with Gina (Trouble Royale) in it?

That said, there are some great scenes in this movie, and thanks to the magic of DVD, I can go right to them now and jump over the ones that have less appeal.  That is so much better than the old days when porn only came on tapes and we had to fast forward or rewind to get to the good stuff.

My favorite scenes:

“Violet”:  the final scene featuring Violet (Dallas) and Jessie (Syd Blakovich) is hot, featuring one of my favorite things to do, dual fucking.  There is mutual lust and admiration evident between the characters and Jesse finally lets someone else be in control part of the time.  I thought it was sweet and sincere and completely hot and I’ll go back to that scene again in the future.

“Kathy”:  a scene between Jessie (Syd) and Cathy (Jiz Lee) is sexy and bittersweet.  I think Jiz is super sexy and it’s a small thing, but I love that her legs are hairy and she makes some sexy, sexy noises.   Watching the scene between the two of them, their familiarity with each other is obvious (they are involved in real life).   And my jaw dropped at the two handed fucking that Jessie gave Cathy, it reminded me of a boxer at the speed bag.  (technical note:  it annoys me a bit that the character’s name is ‘Cathy’ but the chapter title is ‘Kathy’)

“Surprise Visit”:  a scene with Bobby (Javier) and Tiny (Dylan Ryan).   What I thought was cool about this scene was that footage of the two of them fucking was interspersed by footage of a wrestling match Jessie is watching, with some of the same moves echoed from one scene to the next.   In fact, the fight scenes become more and more erotic as the movie goes on.  Bonus points for use of golf club and some rope to create a behind the knees spreader bar — that is DIY hot.  Also points for the explosive and drenching ejaculations by Dylan.

My not so favorite scene:

“A Girl”:  I know I may get hate mail for this, but the scene with Jessie (Syd) and Girl #1 (Madison Young) was not my favorite.  Sounds made during sex are an important part of the turn on for me and sadly the sounds made during that scene were not sexy to me, at all.  I will spare Madison Young fans comparisons to certain animals and just say “not my cup of tea.”  On the other hand, her pussy must be made of elastic material because I swear Syd was close to pulling it all off several times during that scene.  This is an intense, at times violent, scene and Madison gets points for taking so much from Syd.

Favorite models:

Jiz Lee, Dallas and Dylan Ryan.   I would gladly seek out and watch movies featuring them.

In conclusion, I’ll give this video 4 out of 5 boots.  Yes, I wanted more but I recognize that we’re getting a lot of what we want in this video:  sex, authentic queers having sex, lots of hot sex.  I have faith that Shine Louise Houston and the gang at Pink and White will keep making porn that weakens our knees and gets us wet and/or hard between the legs.   If you like porn and want to watch real queers fucking, get Champion.  For more information, trailers, promo pictures, cast list, etc., see the Champion page.

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Disclaimer:  I don’t receive payment for reviewing Babeland products, but I do get to keep everything I review.  I’m under no pressure to provide positive reviews and I promise to give you the truth about each product as I see it.

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12 Responses to Reviewing Champion, from Babeland

  1. Roxy says:

    Oooh, dead-on review, love. I agree with just about everything you said, with the addition that I now have a crush on Dallas Fivestar after seeing that dazzling smile. I’ve replayed that final scene in my head more than once…

    And the disclaimer is brilliant. 🙂

    I give you 5 out of 5 boots.

  2. Amber says:

    Great review, honey. I wanna watch those favorite scenes of yours now. 😀

  3. Nadia says:

    Isn’t real dyke porn SO MUCH BETTER than that crap made by hetero men, for hetero men? I always wince when the so-called “lesbians” finger each other with long nails. I’m like, seriously? WTF?

  4. Epiphora says:

    Finally, someone who agrees with me about Madison Young’s moans! She’s adorable, but… man, I can’t handle it.

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