Announcing the Butchtastic First Birthday Contest


Within a couple of weeks this blog will celebrate its first birthday.   To celebrate this occasion, I’m having a contest sponsored by the good people at Tabu Toys. They’ve agreed to send a LELO: Gigi – Deep Rose G-Spotter to the winner.

So, what do you have to do to have a chance at this sexy sex toy?  There are two ways to enter the contest.   The winner will be chosen through a random drawing.

1) write a short, short story about meeting me.. and by short I mean in the range of 500 words or less.  Creativity, humor and sexiness will be greatly appreciated :-)  (for those of you who *have* met me, you can write about the factual or a fictional meeting).


2) create a vagina sculpture/representation using any materials you choose.. legumes, cloth, bread dough, beads, whatever, and send me a picture.

If you’d like to write something and send me a picture of your sculpture, I’ll enter you in the contest twice (limit two entries per person).  I’ll also be selecting my favorite prose and picture entries to highlight on my blog after the contest is over.

All entries should be emailed to me at with “First Birthday Contest” in the subject line.  If you send your story or picture to me, I’ll assume you don’t mind me posting it and crediting it to you.  Make sure to send me your blog url if you have one so I can pimp it for you.

This is day one of Butchtastic’s birthday month and of this contest.  I’ll keep the mail bag open for entries until October 15th and I’ll announce the winner on Friday, October 16th.   My favorite entries will be posted throughout the following week or so, depending on how many I choose to highlight.

A very big shout out and thank you to Tabu Toys and, especially, Christina, who takes such good care of me (and the other affiliates)… thank you, doll 🙂


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