Reviewing: the Soft Pack from Babeland

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I have two packing cocks now, soft packs to be specific.  One is the medium, the second is a mini Soft Pack that I requested from Babeland to review.

Packing is new to me and in the beginning I didn’t have anything specifically made for packing, I’d just strap on and cram it in and hope I didn’t have to stop at a mini-mart on the way to my girlfriend’s house.

I decided that the best way to review this packing cock was to take the plunge and start packing on a daily basis.  It’s been over 2 weeks now and I’m packing about 80% of my waking hours now.  I use both packing cocks.  The mini is my daily packy, I can be pretty subtle with it and have been packing to work every day since I got it.  The other one is my evening cock, I slip into it after changing from my bike ride home and also wear it on weekends.  I call my mini ‘the peanut’ and before you tell me I’m weird for naming my cock, consider how much time we spend together.

Here are some observations from my packing experiences:

  • Don’t pack with inadequate underwear! I mostly wear briefs now, but used to wear bikinis.  A packing cock in a woman’s bikini panty is just about as bad as you’d imagine.. but the real problem is it doesn’t hold the cock securely.  And when you sit to pee, you don’t want your cock balancing on a thin bit of fabric, poised to fall on the floor.  There are companies offering packing briefs, I’m using Hanes men’s briefs.
  • Women’s jeans don’t have a lot of room for cock.  I wear pretty snug women’s Levi’s boot cut jeans.  I like them because they accentuate all the hard work I’ve put into my ass and thigh muscles.  The downside is there’s not much space in the front for much extra, even a mini packing cock.  I minimize visibility by keeping mine under the zipper, but sometimes it gets rebellious and slips to one side.. and is a lot more visible.  In the weekend and evenings, I’m more likely to go with the more visible, so the answer to the question “How’s it hanging?” is “a little to the right”.
  • Hang on to that cock! I sit to pee and that means the briefs come down and the cock comes out of its protective nestle against my body.  I have had it fall out, onto the floor, at home.  I am very wary of this when in public.  I knew I’d become almost too comfortable with packing, when I went to pee at work one day, whipped down my pants and briefs and my cock fell out.. and bounced a couple of times.  Thank goodness I was the only one in the restroom at the time, because the damned thing was half way under the stall door.  Trying to escape and explore the world, apparently.
  • People don’t really notice.  I was so self conscious the first few days I packed at work that I didn’t tuck my shirts in and kept expecting to see shocked looks on my co-worker’s faces as they glanced down and saw my bulge.  Well, it hasn’t happened.   Apparently, crotch watching is not a popular activity here, or maybe they don’t look because they don’t expect to see anything, or they’re not gonna say anything anyway.  Not sure what I’d expect them to say.  At any rate, it’s both a relief and slightly disappointing.

Details

  • The Soft Pack cocks come in 5 sizes:  mini (3.5″), small (4.5″), medium (5.75″), large (7″)
  • Soft Packs are not suitable for penetration — way too soft — but are great for fondling
  • There are three colors available:  pink, tan and brown
  • Though the penises come in different sizes, the balls seem to be the same size, so even the small pack bulges nicely
  • You can see from the pictures, these are realistic (scary realistic, according to my wife)
  • The back of a Soft Pack cock is slightly convex, fitting nicely against the pubis

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Soft packing cocks are not sterilizable and cannot be boiled.  Clean them with warm water and soap (take it into the shower with you).  The surface is a bit sticky, and can pick up an unattractive load of lint and body hair very quickly.  To defend against that, clean and dry your packy and then pop it into a bag with a small amount of cornstarch.   I do this in two phases:  1 bag with cornstarch, making sure my packy is coated.  1 bag without, drop my packy into it and shake off the excess.  A good lint-free towel would also work for taking off excess cornstarch.  I keep my packies in their bags between uses.

Accessories

There are harnesses and devices you can buy to keep your cock in place.  I haven’t tried them yet, but one example is the Sock Cock from Babeland.  I just wear my briefs tight enough and that seems to work fine for me.

The final word: The Soft Packs from Babeland do exactly what it needs to do, doesn’t brag about capabilities it doesn’t have and I’m quite satisfied with its performance, so it gets my highest rating, 5 boots out of 5.

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19 Responses to Reviewing: the Soft Pack from Babeland

  1. I found this extremely interesting to read. Not that it is a product I will ever use, probably, but it gives me a little insight into a topic I’m very much interested in (genderqueerness in all it’s facets). I’m not sure if I ever considered that products like this existed (although it does seem logical that they do), so it was very nice to read about the actual use and the practical problems and emotions paired that came with it.

    /Nuclear Rainbow

  2. Very interesting. I had to laugh when I read that it bounced a bit on the restroom floor at work! Can you imagine if someone had been in there? What the look on their face would be?

  3. Emmett says:

    Very nicely written review. I have the Mr Limpy version of soft packers which I believe are pretty much the same. I’ll have to keep the cornstarch tip in mind… I’m also going to be getting the Cock Sock from the Transitional Male so I’ll let you know how that works. Right now I’m just packing with the boxer briefs and it seems to work pretty well. Even though people at work may not notice, the people who know you are packing can’t tear their eyes away…

  4. As a cat owner, I hate this kind of material and feel a little unsure about having a lint magnet sitting in my crotch all day. But they sure are pink and cute!

  5. Spitting Kitten says:

    1) Not sure where you work but if there were femmes around, I am sure they would notice!! And give you a sweet smile. 🙂

    2) Most bio-guys pack to the right or left anyway, so letting it slip to one side isn’t something to worry about.

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  18. emily says:

    I was wondering if there is a chat/support room for women who enjoy packing??? Thanks for your help!!!

    I don’t know, haven’t heard of one or looked previously. I’ll ask around and see what I can come up with. Thanks for the question, K

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