Butches in the Kitchen: Cock Soup

Today on Butches in the Kitchen we won’t be baking a dessert or preparing a tasty dinner.  Today we shall attend to one of the little chores of butch life:  cleaning the toys.

Oh yeah, we’re gonna go there.  If you own silicone, Pyrex or stainless steel sex toys, occasionally you need to put a pot on to boil.  I have a hot date at the end of the week, so hot I need my entire toolset available at a moments notice.  That’s why tonight, I’m making a batch of Cock Soup.

It’s a simple recipe really

  • 1 (or more) cocks or other boilable toys
  • 1 pot of water (size dependent on how much you’re cooking)

 

soapybath

 Top to bottom: medium Packy, Goodfella, Lonestar

I like to give my toys a quick soapy water bath, mostly to dislodge hairs and other hitchhikers.  Get your water boiling and drop those cocks in.. no, they won’t scream or struggle in any way.. they like it, honestly.

 

cocksoup2

 

Boil them for 10 minutes at least (at this point I’ve usually wandered off and gotten distracted by something and then I suddenly realize what that ‘bump bump’ sound in the kitchen is).

As with any kitchen project, don’t forget to use the correct tools.  Tongs are wonderful for plucking hot cocks out of the pot.

 

tongs

 

Have a nice clean towel ready, not fluffy though, no reason to reintroduce cloth fluff.  Kitchen towels work well, lots of them have a smooth finish (I’m sure someone can supply correct terminology for that).

 

coolingoff

Top to bottom:  Silky/Mr. Bendy, vibe accessory, Goodfella, Lonestar.  On side: Bendy Beads, Little Flirt

After bathing and drying, I wrap my guys in plastic wrap.  This keeps cat hair and other nonsense off them and keeps them out of contact with each other.  Another good reason for wrapping or bagging separately is that elastomer toys, in particular, are susceptible to corrosion if they come in contact with toys containing pthalates or other active chemicals, such as vinyl or other elastomer toys.

 

wrappedup

 The boys:  clockwise from bottom left:  Goodfella, Lonestar, Silky/Mr. Bendy, Little Flirt, medium packy (bagged), Bendy Beads

Caution:  not all toys can be boiled, toys made of porous materials are not sterilizable .  I have a Silky/Mr. Bendy cock made of elastomer, and it can’t be boiled.  My packing cock is also non-boilable, but enjoys a nice, warm bubble bath.  Also, because packing cocks and other porous toys can be very sticky (and can collect more than their weight in fuzz and hair), it’s suggested that these toys are lightly dusted in cornstarch once they are clean and dry.  I have a plastic bag with cornstarch in it, and another with out to store my packy in.

 cornstarch

medium packy getting dusted

For more does and don’ts, Babeland has a great resource page on Toy Care and Cleaning and another on Sex Toy Materials.  I encourage you to check those pages out for even more information on the care and feeding of your sex toys.

Play on!

bagged

 all cuddled up in my For Your Nymphomation Big Foot case

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8 Responses to Butches in the Kitchen: Cock Soup

  1. sxychikadee says:

    Great post.
    Now you know
    You MUST identify each cock pictured, right? I know a couple of them, but not the others.

  2. Kyle says:

    sxychikadee: great idea, I edited the post so the cocks are IDed in the captions now.

  3. I learn something new everyday! 🙂

  4. Vera says:

    A nice step-by-step with good photos, great job!

    Those cocks look awesome snuggled in a Big Foot! 😉

    http://www.foryournymphomation.com/bigfoot.htm

    ~Vera

  5. FemmeBLT says:

    Oh, I love this – the pics are priceless. Particularly all of them ganged up together in the big pot like lobsters. It tends to freak me out a bit when I accidentally stumble upon my fiancé’s dick in the sink – or his Mango when it fell out of his pants pocket and onto the bathroom floor one day. Sometimes I forget that he hasn’t had that bottom surgery yet and since I respect his cock, we don’t do the whole “root around in the toy chest” thing in the middle of sex. Lucky me though, I DO get to pick the size depending on my mood. 🙂

  6. Kyle says:

    FemmeBLT: I plan to write about some of the dangers of packing, like dicks falling out in bathroom.. it’s a serious issue and no one talks about it.. but you know me, no matter how embarassing, I’ll talk.

    Vera: thanks hon, I do love that case.. thinking of getting a companion for it as soon as I get enough more toys 🙂

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