Butches in the Kitchen: Cock Soup

Today on Butches in the Kitchen we won’t be baking a dessert or preparing a tasty dinner.  Today we shall attend to one of the little chores of butch life:  cleaning the toys.

Oh yeah, we’re gonna go there.  If you own silicone, Pyrex or stainless steel sex toys, occasionally you need to put a pot on to boil.  I have a hot date at the end of the week, so hot I need my entire toolset available at a moments notice.  That’s why tonight, I’m making a batch of Cock Soup.

It’s a simple recipe really

• 1 (or more) cocks or other boilable toys
• 1 pot of water (size dependent on how much you’re cooking)

 

 Top to bottom: medium Packy, Goodfella, Lonestar

I like to give my toys a quick soapy water bath, mostly to dislodge hairs and other hitchhikers.  Get your water boiling and drop those cocks in.. no, they won’t scream or struggle in any way.. they like it, honestly.

 

 

Boil them for 10 minutes at least (at this point I’ve usually wandered off and gotten distracted by something and then I suddenly realize what that ‘bump bump’ sound in the kitchen is).

As with any kitchen project, don’t forget to use the correct tools.  Tongs are wonderful for plucking hot cocks out of the pot.

 

 

Have a nice clean towel ready, not fluffy though, no reason to reintroduce cloth fluff.  Kitchen towels work well, lots of them have a smooth finish (I’m sure someone can supply correct terminology for that).

 

Top to bottom:  Silky/Mr. Bendy, vibe accessory, Goodfella, Lonestar.  On side: Bendy Beads, Little Flirt

After bathing and drying, I wrap my guys in plastic wrap.  This keeps cat hair and other nonsense off them and keeps them out of contact with each other.  Another good reason for wrapping or bagging separately is that elastomer toys, in particular, are susceptible to corrosion if they come in contact with toys containing pthalates or other active chemicals, such as vinyl or other elastomer toys.

 

 The boys:  clockwise from bottom left:  Goodfella, Lonestar, Silky/Mr. Bendy, Little Flirt, medium packy (bagged), Bendy Beads

Caution:  not all toys can be boiled, toys made of porous materials are not sterilizable .  I have a Silky/Mr. Bendy cock made of elastomer, and it can’t be boiled.  My packing cock is also non-boilable, but enjoys a nice, warm bubble bath.  Also, because packing cocks and other porous toys can be very sticky (and can collect more than their weight in fuzz and hair), it’s suggested that these toys are lightly dusted in cornstarch once they are clean and dry.  I have a plastic bag with cornstarch in it, and another with out to store my packy in.

 

medium packy getting dusted

For more does and don’ts, Babeland has a great resource page on Toy Care and Cleaning and another on Sex Toy Materials.  I encourage you to check those pages out for even more information on the care and feeding of your sex toys.

Play on!

 all cuddled up in my For Your Nymphomation Big Foot case

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