Butchtastic

I know, wierd, huh?  There’s a rubber mat on my patio, to prevent slippage… like you’d find in a commercial kitchen.  It has that octagonal pattern in it.  So did my knee after kneeling in front of my girlfriend for an extended length of time… bonus points if you know what I was doing on my knees.

To see all the other HNT posts for the day, go to Views from the Back Row, from whence the HNT goodness has come.

or maybe it’s just me… wanting to share some funny

1. What are your turn-ons?
confidence and self-respect, sense of humor and wit, generosity

2. What are your turn-offs?
bad breath, arrogance, being mean, being close minded

3. Not counting your turn-ons, what’s the best trait a person can have?
taking responsibility for your own actions

4. Not counting your turn-offs, what’s the worst trait a person can have
people who put others down to make themselves feel better

5. What’s your biggest pet peeve?  loud chewers, people who dominate conversations

the weight
of things I don’t say
sits on my shoulders
forcing me down
my emotions
on their knees
mutely begging
for release

The Celt’s prompt this week is Implements of Torture

I stand in her living room, nude except for my harness and cock. On the coffee table next to me is an odd assortment of items laid out on her coffee table: a skirt and top, panty hose, heels, a matching set of lacy panties and bra, make-up, hair products, razor, … on display as if this were a museum exhibit on Femme paraphernalia. I stand, silent as ordered, feeling vulnerable in a way I haven’t in a long while. She promised me a night I’d never forget and I’m starting to have a bad feeling about that promise. She gives me a kiss, gives my cock a squeeze and laughs at the puzzled, somewhat frightened expression on my face. Then she reaches down and picks up the razor, “Come with me, bad boy.”

As she turns toward the bathroom, I feel a sudden panic overcome me. The items on the coffee table aren’t just there on display… they’re meant to be implements of feminine torture, and I’m the canvas on which they’ll paint their horrific picture.

Here is my offering for Half-Nekkid Thursday:

To see all the other HNT posts for the day, go to Views from the Back Row, from whence the HNT goodness has come.

It seems a lot of the people in my blog/twitter neighborhood are green-eyed. 

I don’t notice that many green-eyed in my RL.  Brown, blue and hazel tones dominate.  Is there some connection between green-eyes and sex blogging?

1. What is your favorite Thanksgiving food?
….. pumpkin pie

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
…. oooh, such power… Dionne Warwick .. she haunted my childhood.

3. You seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
…. toward a Mr. Man or a good pack-and-play dick

4. What is your favorite curse word?
… fuck

5. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
…. I’d go back in time to high school, and I’d do it right this time.

Bonus (as in optional):You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be?
…. invisibility

Photograph by Torsten Brandt

Adult product reviews from the last seven days from all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #4? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #6? Submit it here before Sunday November 30th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blogs if listed.

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On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick
HNT and Mr. Man by Essin’ Em
“She let me suck her cock, I let her suck mine (Femmes can have cocks too, damn it!). [...] Holy crap - it felt so good…very intense, very amazing. It was like more traditional oral sex on a female bodied person (cunnilingus like), but while watching her mouth slide up and down on my cock. Hot. Mind fuck. God damn hot mind fuck.”
Note: I admit to being a bit biased on this one, because I really really really want a Mr. Man!

Madame Editrix
Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek

Vibrators
Fukuoku 9000 and Naughti Nano by Nadia West
Fukuoku 9000 by Ansley Agnello
Hitachi Fun by sexie sadie
Tools of the Trade: SaSi by Jamye Waxman
Lost on a Desert Island with Gigi by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival
Waterproof Lustre- Diamond by Beautiful Dreamer
The Hitachi Magic Wand by Elizabeth
The Jester from Vixen Creations by That Toy Chick
The Hitachi Magic Wand by Ang
Silver Bullet by Writing Dirty
The We-Vibe by Ellie Lumpesse
Evolved Fusion Gemini by Coy Pink
Pleasure Tops by Ellie Lumpesse
LELO Gigi by Dangerous Lilly
Slimline G Twin by Domina Doll

Dildos
Curve by Essin’ Em

BDSM/Fetish
Under the Bed Restraints by Ansley Agnello
Slinging It by Bad Bad Girl
TLC Japanese Silk Love Rope by Dangerous Lilly
Under the Bed Restraints by Adriana

Lube/Massage Oil
Sliquid Sassy Lube by Nadia West
The Lube Project - Part 1 by Thursday’s Child
Aneros Lube Applicator by Sexorcism
Boy Butter by Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek
Climax Bursts Anal Lube by Writing Dirty

Erotic Books
Nerve: The First Ten Years by J.D. Bauchery

Porn
Pay Per View VOD at GoodVibes by Domina Doll
Good Dyke Porn by Essin’ Em
Lesbian Life - Real Sex San Francisco by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival
Good Dyke Porn by Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek
In Search of the Wild Kingdom by Domina Doll
a box of kleenix, a video, and thou by Sabina TGurl

Sex Toy Storage
FYN XL Toy Box by Ansley Agnello
FYN Foot Long Case by Lolita Wolf
FYN Sex Toy Case by J.D. Bauchery

Miscellaneous
Strawberries and Champagne by Ansley Agnello
Luna Beads by Beautiful Dreamer
Exotic Fruit by Ansley Agnello
Jaguar Harness by Beautiful Dreamer
Liberator Fascinator Throe by Sexorcism
SexToy.Com by Writing Dirty
Getting a closer look at Jaguar by Kyle of Butchtastic

This week’s Microfantasy Monday theme, brought to us by the Sweltering Celt, is

Another simple theme this week - it’s all about standing up.

………………….

By the time I walk in your door, my need for you is so overwhelming, my hands are shaking.  You feel the same and greet me with a deep, probing kiss before I can even drop my bag on the chair.  We stand there, holding each other as tightly as we can, as if trying to merge into one being.  I manage to shrug off my coat, somehow, without removing my tongue from your mouth.  We pause at the same time, pull back slightly, and look deeply into each other’s eyes.  I could almost fall down from the intensity of your gaze, but manage to lock my knees. 

I grab your shoulders, give you another kiss and then start working my way down your body.  Cheek, ear, jawline, neck, collar bones, the space between your buttons, the space between your breasts.  An inventory of things I love about you, which is to say all of you, rubbing my face against your skin, one element at a time.  I drop to my knees and lift your shirt, nuzzling your belly, your sweet little belly.  I drag my face sideways across your pelvis, and you moan, anticipating my final destination, your hands in my hair, pulling me against you. 

I look up, give you the look you know so well, what you call my ‘eat you alive’ look.  I unfasten your button, draw down your zipper and begin to tug down your jeans… no panties.. niice baby, thanks for that.  I expose just enough of you to get my tongue against your clit.  You moan, loudly, grab my head and struggle to stay upright — I know your knees are close to buckling.  I wrap my arms around your thighs, to steady you, and bury my face between your legs.